He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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