chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Just puked most of my soul out..
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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