Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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