I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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