god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
