did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
