How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
tell me about the eggs
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