With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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