If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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