that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
