i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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