Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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