? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
