yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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