No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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