Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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