There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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