did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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