normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck appropriateness.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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