i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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