a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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