I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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