don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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