Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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