YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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