Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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