What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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