on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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