nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Do vagina's smell?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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