Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Watching her eat just hurts me
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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