I wish I only lived at night.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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