sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
ttyl tear gas
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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