i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Rumble strips road head = magical
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Randomize
