Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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