gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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