dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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