we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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