wanna go halves on a baby?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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