So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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