respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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