Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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