"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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