He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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