i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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