jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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