end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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