I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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