no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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