no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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