I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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