We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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