So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We got so high we made milksteak
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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