I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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