new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
should my penis look like a turkey
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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