But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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