Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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